Need an introvert? You found the place 

But beware my prices aren't cheap, mostly because I don't socialize much and talking isn't something I do lightly

If you need me, you'll most likely find me trapped in  my room, on my bed snuggled with my cat crying over some book character...

Yeah, I probably have a problem.... but who doesn't have their quirks? Right? Ha... ha... 

Anyway back to that pricing, who am I kidding I'm not really for hire, if you need an introvert you should probably go hire an extrovert and get them to pretend, it's waaaaay easier.

Anyways I'm going to go back to my obsessions, wait, ahhh, my "hobbies" and reading depressing wattpad stories. 

-Your local introvert for "hire"