gimme gimme chicken tendies
be they crispy or from wendy's
spend my hard earned good boy points
on kid's meal ball pit burger joints
mummy lifts me to the car
to get me tendies, near and far
enjoy my tasty tendy treats
in comfy big boy booster seats
mcdonald's, hardee's, popeye's, cane's
but of my tendies, none remain
she tries to make me take a nappy
but sleeping doesnt make me happy
tendies are the only food
that put me in the napping mood
i'll scream, i'll shout, and make a fuss
i'll scratch, i'll bite, i'll even cuss
tendies are my heart's desire
fueled by hungry raging fire
mummy's sobs and wails and cries
but tears arent tendies, nugs or fries
my good boy points were fairly earned
to find the tendies that i've yearned
but there's no tendies on my plate
did mummy think that i just ate?
tendIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW
YOU FAT UNGRATEFUL SLUGGISH SOW
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