this message may be offensive
read it all
i mean it
read all of it
*taps microphone*
*clears throat* a h e m
if you were killed i wouldn’t be at your funeral
i would be in jail for killing the person who killed you
we are friends
we ride together, we die together
(i’m sorry now the chaotic part begins)
sEND THIS TO EVERYONE YOU LOVE... including me (hopefully)
see how many times you get it back
I UNDERSTAND IF I DON’T GET IT BACK
bUT I HAVE A GAME FOR YOU
once you read this SEND IT TO THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE MOst I N C L U D I N G M E (now it changed to forcing? alright)
if at least 3 people send it back, you’re loved (if not you’re doomed :)) )
at midnight the person you love will realize they love you back (oH so now we’re moving into magic? nah, but really, miracles happen.)
then at 1 or 2 am... GET READY FOR THE BIGGEST SHOCK OF YOUR LIFE (someone’s gonna put me in an electric chair??)
if you break this chain you hAVE BAD LUCK. (sorry.)
and everyone should appreciate this EVEN MORE NOW BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW IF YOU CAN COPY SHIT IN WATTPAD S O I WENT TO MY NOTES APP AND WROTE THIS ALL OVER AGAIN... wiTH A LITTLE TWIST. oops. now goodbye.
*drops microphone*