iseesawthatcoming

I've come to terms with the fact that my body only attracts the bummiest of men... I'm gonna start dressing like a nun.

iseesawthatcoming

@IamTheExpensiveGurl  literally!! I'm gonna start searching for men in museums at this point.
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IamTheExpensiveGurl

Then, I’ll join you sis, because there ain’t that many Namjoon in this world 
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iseesawthatcoming

I've come to terms with the fact that my body only attracts the bummiest of men... I'm gonna start dressing like a nun.

iseesawthatcoming

@IamTheExpensiveGurl  literally!! I'm gonna start searching for men in museums at this point.
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IamTheExpensiveGurl

Then, I’ll join you sis, because there ain’t that many Namjoon in this world 
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iseesawthatcoming

my mom is wayy too invested in learning the choreo for Mona Lisa. I taught her well :')

iseesawthatcoming

@IamTheExpensiveGurl  I can do PTD in my sleep! something like DNA or Run BTS... I can only do in my dreams :')
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IamTheExpensiveGurl

Listen, the only dance I’m 100% confident about is Super Tuna, forget the rest
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iseesawthatcoming

i have been absolutely busting my ass to be able to afford good tickets to hobi's show :) $400 down, $15 million to go :*
          
          good thing i'm a server :D

iseesawthatcoming

@IamTheExpensiveGurl lol me too! I've just been hoping that 2k will magically pop up in my pocket when they announce their comeback tour :D
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IamTheExpensiveGurl

Me I’m keeping my organs for their comeback and my $2 in my pocket 
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iseesawthatcoming

the fact that there are talks of yoongi serving jail time over the scooter incident is crazy.
          
          yoongi was very careless and wrong for what he did, and he's being punished for it rightfully so. he lost his license, apologized, and took accountability. and he's being heavily scrutinized by the public and media.
          
          what else do people want from him??

iseesawthatcoming

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i've cried 3 three times today bc my managers kept picking on me today for no reason
          
          glad i fucking quit

iseesawthatcoming

@-gyu3915 thank you for being such a sweetheart! your words mean a lot! ♡♡♡
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-gyu3915

@iseesawthatcoming 
            that's amazing! and don't feel guilty about doing anything as such because if you do, people like them will see that you're easy to manipulate and will do it to you again and again. be strong! I believe in you
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iseesawthatcoming

@-gyu3915 thank you! i just had my last day today, and i don't regret leaving one bit. i'm just happy i left with my sanity
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iseesawthatcoming

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i'm about this  fucking close to jumping into a damn meat grinder istg :D
          
          life has been fucking me in all three of my holes and idk whyyy
          
          i might try to write more, it might make me feel better. hopefully, i can get another oneshot out soon :) (maybe Namkook or Taekook???)