meat muncher

i sang a duet of seventeen and i felt the tension thru the phone screen

HEY UR FAVE BITCH IS BACK

TAYLORS NEW FUCKING ALBUM HAS ME TWERKING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME 

hi poopoo

i just had a mental breakdown trying to put a mattress topper on for it to be shitty and not even work. it’s working just barely

i had the craziest dream ever and let me say 4 words
          
          party, colby, lsd, jake!

btw guys i went to a melanie martinez concert a couple days ago LMAO

i guess not all books have a good ending

I GOT RIPPED THE FUCK OFF FROM THIS BOOK URGHHHFJKGMVMFLSOXJRLDBFOBDKD 

have to go to fucking summer school.