ishipfitzphie

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG 
          	YOU GUYS 
          	HELP ME
          	I ACSIDENTALLY DELETED I'VE GOT YOU
          	PLEASE HELP ME
          	I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO PLEASE 
          	PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
          	GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
          	I WILL TRY TO RE WRITE IT BUT IT WILL TAKE FOREVER
          	PLEASE DON'T KILL ME
          	I'M SO SORRY
          	I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW
          	I NEED HELP 
          	DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR MY STORY SINCE I NEED TO RE WRITE IT
          	CONSTRUCTIVE FEEDBACK IS WELCOME
          	OMG IT FEELS LIKE THE WORLD IS ENDING
          	PLEASE HELP ME
          	THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT
          	PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP

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@BianaSong That's strange because I cannot...
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Hey girl! Read this all! If you were killed, I wouldn’t be at you funeral. I’d be in prison for assaulting the person who killed you. You are so amazing and I appreciate you so much! You are so beautiful and special! No matter how many people you send this to, or how many people send it back, I want you to know you are loved❤️❤️❤️
          xoxo, Blinker

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SUPER IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!
          I'm creating a new account, so I won't respond to any messages on this one. The new account is called @DexTheWaffle. Please look at that account if you want my stories, or to message me. (BTW this account is new, so I don't have any stories written yet. I will post both I've Got You and KOTLC Memes on my new account soon.)

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And BTW that was @ishpfitzphie speaking so...
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ishipfitzphie

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG 
          YOU GUYS 
          HELP ME
          I ACSIDENTALLY DELETED I'VE GOT YOU
          PLEASE HELP ME
          I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO PLEASE 
          PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
          GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
          I WILL TRY TO RE WRITE IT BUT IT WILL TAKE FOREVER
          PLEASE DON'T KILL ME
          I'M SO SORRY
          I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW
          I NEED HELP 
          DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR MY STORY SINCE I NEED TO RE WRITE IT
          CONSTRUCTIVE FEEDBACK IS WELCOME
          OMG IT FEELS LIKE THE WORLD IS ENDING
          PLEASE HELP ME
          THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT
          PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP

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@BianaSong That's strange because I cannot...
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ishipfitzphie

Today I made my little brother lunch while he and my mom were going to his parent teacher conference.
          He sat down and started sipping milk through the straw.
          My mom said, "Gus, focus on your food."
          He looked her in the eye and kept on sipping milk. 
          She sat down on the couch while I laughed and she said, "Izzy, If you ever want to be respected, never have kids."
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Gus is only 6 years old and he's already a rebel.

ishipfitzphie

I was rambling about Dex to my mom, and she asked me: "Is your first crush on a fictional character?"
          I was like "Ummmm, yes?"
          She started cracking up on the floor.

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@DexTheWaffle Oh god no I meant to send that to ur new account
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@midnight_graywolf Geez, leave me alone. *Hides in a corner*
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