isimpforprettypeople

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Hello everyone, i just took the fattest nap and now i feel very refreshed. 
          	I am sorry to those i had worried in my last announcement, i was indeed high, but like i said it was an accident. I had taken more pills than i needed to in order to take away my period cramps. (I took four pills in total) but the dosage of two of them together and a lack of me eating breakfast is what got me high as a mother fucking kite. 
          	
          	I would like to send my condolences to the cardboard box i had ripped open with my bare teeth in order to eat 10 candy canes at once. (I successfully bit into nine at once.) and also, i apparently talk a lot of nonsense and cry when I'm high. 
          	
          	To the people who get high often, you guys are the goat, because how the fuck do you all survive that and be normal human beings T_T
          	
          	Also i would like to apologise to my mother and uncle for trying to start a revolution to free the trolls. Even though i know they will never see this. 
          	
          	I'm also DEFINETLY going to be writing a chapter on my experience, it was too fun and goofy not too. But if you guys want me to write it for a specific character then let me know. 
          	
          	Jenna Ortega characters only btw for the suggestions. 
          	
          	
          	Love you all, stay safe, and to my druggy readers, you guys are strong. <3

isimpforprettypeople

@imawh0re4urmom Thank you for the imaginary rose, i can see it in my heart. <3
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michejaques

@isimpforprettypeople I want to get high on pills now 
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imawh0re4urmom

@isimpforprettypeople Nah the troll one is so real, they need to be freed asp, and here is an imaginary rose since I can't type emojis here :) (hope you're okay now<3) 
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isimpforprettypeople

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Hello everyone, i just took the fattest nap and now i feel very refreshed. 
          I am sorry to those i had worried in my last announcement, i was indeed high, but like i said it was an accident. I had taken more pills than i needed to in order to take away my period cramps. (I took four pills in total) but the dosage of two of them together and a lack of me eating breakfast is what got me high as a mother fucking kite. 
          
          I would like to send my condolences to the cardboard box i had ripped open with my bare teeth in order to eat 10 candy canes at once. (I successfully bit into nine at once.) and also, i apparently talk a lot of nonsense and cry when I'm high. 
          
          To the people who get high often, you guys are the goat, because how the fuck do you all survive that and be normal human beings T_T
          
          Also i would like to apologise to my mother and uncle for trying to start a revolution to free the trolls. Even though i know they will never see this. 
          
          I'm also DEFINETLY going to be writing a chapter on my experience, it was too fun and goofy not too. But if you guys want me to write it for a specific character then let me know. 
          
          Jenna Ortega characters only btw for the suggestions. 
          
          
          Love you all, stay safe, and to my druggy readers, you guys are strong. <3

isimpforprettypeople

@imawh0re4urmom Thank you for the imaginary rose, i can see it in my heart. <3
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michejaques

@isimpforprettypeople I want to get high on pills now 
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imawh0re4urmom

@isimpforprettypeople Nah the troll one is so real, they need to be freed asp, and here is an imaginary rose since I can't type emojis here :) (hope you're okay now<3) 
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isimpforprettypeople

I HAVE ACCIDENTLY GOTTEN MYSELF HIGH. 
          
          LORD HAVE MERCY ON ME, THE WORLD RIGHT NOW IS WACK AF. 

michejaques

@isimpforprettypeople I thought you stopped that  : (
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isimpforprettypeople

The wind in Scotland right now is crazy. 
          
          
          Crazy enough to prevent me from writing so I'm stuck doing my serial killer puzzle book. 
          
          Maybe when the WiFi comes back I'll write gruesome stuff (probably not, but maybe) 
          
          Love you all, stay safe if you are experiencing the chaotic wind <3 
          
          B.K

isimpforprettypeople

@Zennovalentine dude my condolences for your window hinges, i was worries mines would do the same because it kept creaking
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Zennovalentine

I know my window almost flew off its hinges this morning scared the hell out of me. Great thing to wake up to 
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imawh0re4urmom

Hi! It's my birthday and I just wanted to thank you for making my day with your stories. You don't understand how happy I am when you update and whenever I'm feeling down I open your stories and literally lose myself while reading. Again thank you and here is a slice of cake :) 

isimpforprettypeople

@imawh0re4urmom OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! So sorry if i was late. I hope you had an amazing day and got everything you wanted you beautiful creature. And I'm so glad i can be there for you with my stories and that you enjoy them, it's people like you that make me love writing and want to continue doing so. 
            
            I love you so much my lil gremlin, i will treasure this slice of cake and i wish to gift you this present fo my undying love and affection. <3
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isimpforprettypeople

Happy new year Gremlins!! <3

AriusMagnus

Belated happy new year. I hope I wasn't too late ✨
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isimpforprettypeople

Merry Christmas my lil gremlins. Have a great day and I'm sending lots of love to each of you. <3 
          
          Gremlin Master/ Beth. K

bi_weirdo_398

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@isimpforprettypeople sorry for the late reply lol....
            Thank you very much, but it was shit tbh so....
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isimpforprettypeople

@bi_weirdo_398 I'll do mh best to spend this festivr say with zest. I hope you get enough zest in your holiday too buddy <3 
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isimpforprettypeople

Life is great when you build your chest of drawers upside down accidentally and now have sore hands but you still want to write so now you get to type like a weird gremlin.

anintrovertedgay

@isimpforprettypeople yeah lol sorry, I didn't realise that it's proooobably only something that my mum says 
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isimpforprettypeople

@anintrovertedgay That makes a whole lot more sense now lol
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anintrovertedgay

@isimpforprettypeople lmao, by blob I basically meant 'sit tf down, sprawl out on a bed or smth and chill out for a while,' I needed a comma lol
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