"Hello my name is Jimin and I'll be your waiter today! Can I start you off with any drinks?" 

"No? Are you ready to order food then?"

"You're not here for food, either?"

"Oh? You're just here to see me? Well, you can see more of me if you read the fanfiction to your right. I believe the title is The Sweeter Than Sweet Cafe & Bakery? I think you'll like it, especially since I'm there."