"Just another social media account you'll forget about in 2 weeks and not use for months and have no motivation to use again after rediscovering it." 

Hey, I make somewhat interesting stories about whatever. Don't forget to follow me...if you want to read 3 stories a year. Also! Just a heads up, my stories aren't very good and are usually meant for the purpose of comedy, don't sue me if I didn't make you laugh or whatever. I dunno.