Disclaimer:

I am an open person. I do not think what I say because I say what I wanna say, when I wanna say so if you are sensitive, keep the distance between you and me. There's a reason why U and I aren't together in the alphabet and it's because of me. It's simple, I do not like people who take things to heart way too easily and if you wanna be my friend then you're gonna have time being friends with me. Trust me, its better to stay apart just like U and I because if they were together then the alphabet system would be ruined. 

I also do not mind if you write something on my message board, anything in fact, I'm open to anything. I love arguing and teasing people so if you post something that I can argue against or tease you about well... you're in for a treat! You do not want to mess with me. If you ask me to read your stories or follow you, I will want you to write me a short essay explaining why you want me to read your book or follow you or be your friend (unless your someone I know then in that case it's okay, it wont apply to you) 

Another thing, yes, I am rude and fairly racist. I can't see you all on here which makes it easy for me to target you if I think your page looks ratchet. 

Alright about me:

I am a man of woman born on 4th August 1999 and I am CERTAINLY NOT your average teen. I hate public toilets and the toilets in our school. They are so disgusting and torn apart, literally! You'll see a hole on the floor and the paint coming off. Imagine 30 year old toilets, used by thousands or millions of students, not renovated at all, and is slowly about to collapse. 

Im not the type of person that goes around trying to make friends and be all popular online and in the real world. Im here to read and write and meet new authors, keeping a professional relationship nothing shady

@--intoxicated-- is love 
@--intoxicated-- is life
unfortunately @--intoxicated-- has a wife!