It’s come to my attention that my fanfic—yes, mine, the one sizzling with plot, prose, and perfection—has been stolen. How flattering. How pathetic.
To the thief: If you're going to plagiarize, at least do it with taste. Alas, imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but in your case, it’s just embarrassing.
To readers who want the real story? You know where the talent lives.
Sincerely,
The author you could never be.
Also, we have reached 8k views!!! Thank you. I love you guys!