Y'all, I've been here for two years. Two years of reading and two years of having my dignity flash before my eyes. 

Achilles was a bottom and if you have a problem with that, take it up with Plato. Also, I'm never wearing my partners clothes. Don't wish to die, thank you (although...some perks would be 1) said partners kills everyone and 2) said partner joins me in death)

I'm very much ✨ fruity ✨ - I'm genderfluid and panromantic. Feel free to use any pronouns (although he/him are preferred) =)))))

One Direction haven't released anything in 7 years so expect a bunch of references (also, go listen to As It Was because it's ✨fabulous✨). 

My soul was stolen by Dead Poets Society (the last 30minutes do not exist) and it's my dream to yeet a desk set off a bridge w/ my partner. 

I think I'm a lot funnier than I am, although some people genuinely find me funny. Also, you're probably here cause of a weird comment I wrote.