I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love. I'm not great at the advice, but I can interest you in a sarcastic comment. I say more dumb things before 9 am than most people say all day, I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me, and I often wonder what it's like to not be crippled by fear and self-loathing.
  • London, England
  • JoinedJuly 19, 2014



Stories by slut
To Be Thin (Harry Styles AU) by itsa_me__mario
To Be Thin (Harry Styles AU)
He was a rude curly haired boy, green eyes piercing her as he called her fat. She was determined to prove hi...
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Good Girls Bad Guys (A Ronnie Radke Fanfiction) by itsa_me__mario
Good Girls Bad Guys (A Ronnie Radk...
I'll continue to update, don't worry :)
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Saviour (A Black Veil Brides / Falling In Reverse Fanfiction) by itsa_me__mario
Saviour (A Black Veil Brides / Fal...
Juliet decides she wants to adopt a daughter with Andy, and after some debate, Andy agrees. But what happens...
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