Satan

you are hilarious 

I just realized this can be basically like tumblr except No One I know can see except you so 

i stumbled upon ur profile by mistake and dare i say IT'S THE ENST MISTAKE I'VE EVER MADE

This reminds me of that one guy on TikTok 

I stan you and your pfp

but heyyyy how y’all doing, it’s been a hot minute 

i’m screaming why does my story have 3k views or whatever and why do i almost have 200 followers what the fu—

boys will start arguments over the littlest things and then have the AUDACITY to say that girls are over emotional, sit down Kyle 

I look at the clock 
          
          It goes tik tok
          
          Tik tok 
          
          Oh boi it stopped 
          
          It does this plenty
          
          But this times different 
          
          It’s 4:20
          
          ~ original poem 

I think I’m allergic to almonds,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,*scarfs down a whole fucking almond joy in one bite*