talk to me or rant to me, i don't bite...unless you have a sexy accent, abs and dimples, long floppy hair, a jaw line sharp enough to cut tomatoes and finally a good sense of humour because then i'll bite you like you're a piece of cake.

*cant think of anything related to biting except a vampire but that's kinda weird considering how they suck your blood* 

-snort- suck. 

my sense of humour clearly isn't the best but you get what you're given i guess.