HOGWARTS HOGWARTS 
HOGGY WARTY HOGWARTS 
TEACH US SOMETHING PLEASE 
WHETHER WE BE OLD AND BALD 
OR YOUNG WITH SCABBY KNEES 
OUR HEADS COULD DO WITH FILLING 
WITH SOME INTERESTING STUFF 
FOR NOW THEIR BARE AND FULL OF AIR 
DEAD FLIES AND BITS OF FLUFF 
SO TEACH US THINGS WORTH KNOWING 
BRING BACK WHAT WE'VE FORGOT 
JUST DO YOUR BEST WE'LL DO THE REST 
AND LEARN UNTIL OUR BRAINS ALL ROT