Hey you

Yea you right there

Why are you following this account?

You have something better to do with your life than follow this trashy account

I don't even have any stories here 

And if I do end up writing a story in the future 

It's probably going to be VERY bad

So yea this is your FINAL warning 

What's that you still want to follow this account

Ok do what you must

*leaves awkwardly*