itsmeee96

I have a cockk with your name on it

I secretly changed my name to your name, so when I tongue-kiss the mirror we are finally happening.

I want to chew your food for you.

You know those birds that live inside crocodile’s mouths? I want to live inside your mouth.

My pet bird died. I still have him though. He’s my only friend.

ou don’t know me, but your hair smells amazing. (Especially when woven into a shirt.)

I am gonna fuuck you up, right in the bum

I know where you live

I have a mace that needs to live in your bumhole

I want you to know I enjoyed licking your bumhole last night ;)