How does a nonbinary person defeat their enemies?
They slash them.
Get it? I'm hilarious xD
Anyways! I'm Jamie (they/them)
but everyone calls me avocado 🥑
I'm a Wattpad Creator, Ambassador, and Watty Winner for my book 'Idiots to Lovers.'
I'm obsessed with every single song by My Chemical Romance. Also obsessed with vampires, but I love drinking choccy milk not blood ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
You can contact me on:
Discord: @itsmeimthevampire
Email: its.jamie.e.man@gmail.com
I manage the @FreetheLGBT community on Wattpad. I also run a discord bookclub that's open to everyone, feel free to join with the below link or contact me for more info.
Server Link -> https://discord.gg/U7R8EeMamC
I do exclusive custom content on my kofi :)
Kofi link - https://ko-fi.com/itsmeimthevampire
Here's to all the disaster gays┗(^0^)┓
✨Completed stories✨
Idiots to Lovers - bxb, strangers in couples therapy, fake dating, romance
Can't Get You Out of My Head (please get out of my head I'm begging) - bxb romcom, everyone can read minds except the love interest
(editing) Hell's Angel - angels and demons in high school, comedy
(rewriting) Empire of Vampires - alternate reality vampire murder mystery
✨Short Story✨
Betty - gxg, highschool romance, Songfic based on 'Betty' by Taylor Swift
✨Ongoing✨
Dracula and her Bride - sapphic erotica, vampirexwerewolf, gothic horror, historical alternate reality
- JoinedSeptember 25, 2015
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Jan 06, 2025 08:16PM
Fluffy hair boyfriend pretending to fall over (over and over) so hot hunky boyfriend will carry him around ^ my pitch for this book xD LOVED @spelunkadunk ‘s Human Baithttps://www.wattpad.com/stor...View all Conversations
Stories by Jamie Ellery
- 8 Published Stories
Help, My Roommate's A Vampire!
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Hey welcome to my shortfic collection! I've got fanfic about crocs, snot, and spaghetti. 🍝
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Can't Get You Out of My Head (plea...
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[ONC2024] Everyone can read minds except for Ethan Langdon. And Ethan Langdon has the dumbest (and cutest!) t...
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Idiots to Lovers (bxb)
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||WATTY WINNER 2023🌟|| Two strangers pretend to be a couple to win a dumb bet. The wager: they must enrol in...
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