How does a nonbinary person defeat their enemies?
They slash them.

Get it? I'm hilarious xD

Anyways! I'm Jamie (they/them)
but everyone calls me avocado 🥑
I'm a Wattpad Creator, Ambassador, and Watty Winner for my book 'Idiots to Lovers.'

I'm obsessed with every single song by My Chemical Romance. Also obsessed with vampires, but I love drinking choccy milk not blood ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

You can contact me on:
Discord: @itsmeimthevampire
Email: its.jamie.e.man@gmail.com

I manage the @FreetheLGBT community on Wattpad. I also run a discord bookclub that's open to everyone, feel free to join with the below link or contact me for more info.
Server Link -> https://discord.gg/U7R8EeMamC

I do exclusive custom content on my kofi :)
Kofi link - https://ko-fi.com/itsmeimthevampire

Here's to all the disaster gays┗(^0^)┓

✨Completed stories✨

Idiots to Lovers - bxb, strangers in couples therapy, fake dating, romance

Can't Get You Out of My Head (please get out of my head I'm begging) - bxb romcom, everyone can read minds except the love interest

(editing) Hell's Angel - angels and demons in high school, comedy

(rewriting) Empire of Vampires - alternate reality vampire murder mystery

✨Short Story✨

Betty - gxg, highschool romance, Songfic based on 'Betty' by Taylor Swift

✨Ongoing✨

Dracula and her Bride - sapphic erotica, vampirexwerewolf, gothic horror, historical alternate reality
  • JoinedSeptember 25, 2015


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Fluffy hair boyfriend pretending to fall over (over and over) so hot hunky boyfriend will carry him around ^ my pitch for this book xD LOVED @spelunkadunk ‘s Human Baithttps://www.wattpad.com/stor...
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Stories by Jamie Ellery
Can't Get You Out of My Head (please get out of my head I'm begging) (bxb) by itsmeimthevampire
Can't Get You Out of My Head (plea...
[ONC2024] Everyone can read minds except for Ethan Langdon. And Ethan Langdon has the dumbest (and cutest!) t...
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Idiots to Lovers (bxb) by itsmeimthevampire
Idiots to Lovers (bxb)
||WATTY WINNER 2023🌟|| Two strangers pretend to be a couple to win a dumb bet. The wager: they must enrol in...
ranking #6 in therapy See all rankings
Hell's Angel (EDITING) by itsmeimthevampire
Hell's Angel (EDITING)
What could possibly go wrong when a demon who enjoys following the rules and an angel intent on breaking them...
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