An explorer, always searching for options and unique opportunities. 

A couch potato, in my search l find my bed the most effective means of transportation. 

A lunatic, l hear voices in my head and l talk back. 

A mystic, l have faith in forces beyond the human eye. 

A scientist, l see the material plane of existence as the goal of every action. 

A rock, l am stubborn on many many matters. 

A dice, the few sides l have aren't that different. 

Not an encyclopedia, l don't have answers to everything and even this answer to your question is largely incomplete. 

A human being, whole heartedly with the pressence of all our flaws and talents. Our gifts, our zeal. 

A paladin, for nothing is absolute but justice. This is my religion, not even God should be spared from crime. 

Ultimately, l am indescribable.