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@itsnonofurbusinessok Oh! Pardon me, this is news! I am filled with euphoria with is new knowledge. I can’t wait for the smut very much middle and ring finger movement ! 

@shartbwoss I was talking about the smut.

@itsnonofurbusinessok My Dobby x Harry alpha? Splendid! 

@shartbwoss Oh, smut is definitely happening. I feel as though writers should always try something new, and this is my something new!

@itsnonofurbusinessok Pleasures all mine. I will inform you now that I am elated! I have been just existing and now I feel as if I am finally living—living of course with the possibility of smut. 

@itsnonofurbusinessok Yes, I feel as though smut would be a great addition to this story and might as well try something new. Also, thank you! When I came up with that sentence, I even surprised myself!

@itsnonofurbusinessok How peculiar 

@itsnonofurbusinessok On this platform you refer to me as Shartboss. How uncouth of you, did your mother never teach you manners? You swine. Referring to the publicity of my comments, do you, a human who is so far proving that you are mentally inept, understand that I do not care? I want people to comprehend my inner thoughts.

@shartbwoss Josephine, these are public messages 

@itsnonofurbusinessok Oh the Harry x Dobby alpha fic? That is quite the commission

@itsnonofurbusinessok thank you. I would like to see an update on my commission. Surely you read it. I want you to inform me on whether you will take the task. I reckon it would be a great writing exercise for you. Along the the experimentation of writing some rather explicit, wanton, lecherous, and carnal themes.

@itsnonofurbusinessok Interesting opinion Josephine 

@shartbwoss No but I kiss yours 

@itsnonofurbusinessok ( ^ω^ )

@shartbwoss Fuck you