jayyus 🐱

Yeah no since Wattpad is clearly owned by a multimillionaire company I’d assume my app wouldn’t lag out and crash 37 times before I even get the chance to actually open it ‍♀️
          
          If I ever actually end up quitting Wattpad it’s because this app is fucking goofy bro, how do you expect people to buy premium n shit from an app that barely even work anymore, if you don’t make that shit make sense right freaking now bro. 
          
          Like I can’t even open my drafts without Wattpad freezing and crashing. Now why the fuck is a READING APP crashing. More than 50% of the Wattpad fanbase MOVED TO AO3 AFTER 2022 SO WHY ON GODS GREEN EARTH ARE YOU LAGGING FOR?

“Jayyus bro where the fuck have you been” I don’t know bro, I have nothing to do, haven’t gone out all summer, and yet i haven’t touched any of my stories once </3
          
          It’s not like I stopped writing it anything, I love writing, but I also fucking hate it, im starting to become terrible at the only thing im good at so that’s why I like haven’t been posting at all lmfao
          
          But uh, besides my ‘practice books’ I started working on an actual piece while school was up, so once that’s up uh, updates in general for anything else will be slowww (sorry about that) 
          
          That and, I fucking hate everything I’ve ever wrote now, so who knows, maybe I’ll rewrite it all again, unpublish them, or go complete ghost mode and stop posting all together 
          
          It’s all just a matter of when and where, I most definitely didn’t grow out of gonkillu, I goon to my smut drafts of them every night [jokes] 
          
          So uh, yeah there’s your little status update, I love you guys sososo much and I’ll catch yall on the flip side  :3

CHAPTER 11 YALL BETTER RUN

After months I finally started cooking up a new EWB chapter, applaud me immediately 

No bullshit but writing has been so difficult recently, I spent my entire spring break writing for EWB take a guess at how much I wrote.
          
          Literally nothing. Like I open the draft and sit there and stare at it like it’s ancient hieroglyphics, as if I’m unaware that I’m the one who wrote the shit. 
          
          So, I resorted to looking for inspiration, I listened to music, read other people’s fan fictions to see if I could grasp anything to spark up any new ideas and I drew a blank.
          
          It’s not even just EWB, it’s for all of my books including my smut drafts like wtf
          
          I can usually always think for at least smut scenarios and now I can’t even do that like what’s going on should I be concerned… 

If I made a playlist for EWB would yall deadazz listen to it? I would, I have some underrated bangers that I wanna add on there that the world needs to hear. 
          
          Also, apologies for not updating EWB, I have other projects as well that I’d like to work on. I’m currently cooking up a banger called “The Disaster and Kukaroo Highschool” it’s based around a school shooting, very angsty at first but it’ll be worth your while. I decided to write one because school shootings have become way too normalized and joked about, and I unfortunately was just put in lockdown because a kid brought a gun into the school. 
          
          I’m also working on the Pottery Boy x OF warrior fanfic, debating whether I should make it a 10k+ word oneshot or a long ass fanfic, I’ll figure that part out. 
          
          I’m also working on a story about my life told through hxh characters, because I can never catch a break and I think yall would be into that, but I think that’s all for right now.
          
          And of course, if yall need anything I’m here, and I’ll catch you on the flip side 

Do yall know those gym rats who are addicted to protein? That’s how I feel right now except with smut. I keep pumping this shit out left and right it’s kinda scary… but aye, smut it smut, eat up guys 

I rewrote her ROOMATE & gave it a new cover, I did not come to PLAYYY YOU GUYS..
          
          Go check it out at your own risk, a lot of degrading, rough smut, if you’re into that…

YALL BETTER RUN GUESS WHAT I JUST DROPPED

Geulp… I didn’t expect EWB to hit 400 reads so soon, thanks chat I appreciate everyone’s support on my writing, and I hope that you all stick around until the end, I swear it’ll be worth your wait