i have a small and stupid headcanon that boris brings a dictionary with him e v e r y w h e r e and if he and theo are arguing and theo uses a word he doesn’t know, boris just whips out the dictionary, straight-faced, find and reads the word to himself, before slamming it shut and continuing the fight. i know it’s a really dumb headcanon but honestly i love it so much i might write a little one shot about it