Hi, I suppose I should introduce myself.... I'm Malcolm.

Malcolm Pace/ 16 years of age/ Bisexual/ Son of Athena/ Second in command of Athena cabin/ Dating Connor Stoll/ hates the word babe

Oh yeah, that reminds me, go follow Connor
@itsyaprankster
Just keep in mind that he is mine.

I forget my pants ONE TIME and suddenly I'm a big joke.
Cut me some slack, people! I should just duct tape my pants on or something. Actually.... that's not a bad idea.....
*Runs off to get duct tape, and comes back with pants duct taped on*
Stylish, right?

My name has also sort of become a joke with some of the guys around here because of that HORRIBLE, EVIL PACER TEST THEY MAKE YOU TAKE IN SCHOOL.

But I have come to terms with my pain, and have decided to gift you this:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Sorry for the curse of the pacer test. I'm usually pretty nice. Just don't touch my capture the flag plans, duct tape, pants, experiments, or boyfriend and we'll get along great!

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