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    staa_here_iam

    Nov 25, 2023
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    Jesus weren't you supposed to be at heaven? 
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    glam_rous

    Apr 27, 2023
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    you dead?

    itzjesuschristbitch

    @lix_zzie  I was 
                But I’m back
    Apr 30, 2023 • Reply
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    luv4hao

    Sep 06, 2022
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    you're supposed to be in heaven....
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    uzuisexual

    Dec 14, 2021
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    I need your holy water asap btw
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    hwangnjean

    Sep 09, 2021
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    hey, geez, could you plz give me some holy water
              

    hwangnjean

    @hwangnji dang, that's sad. hmu when you get some plz
    Sep 16, 2021 • Reply
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    itzjesuschristbitch

    @hwangnji nah I haven't pissed since 3 hours I don't have any left
    Sep 16, 2021 • Reply
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    CRIMEWAVING

    Aug 25, 2021
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    Dear Jesus Christ,
              
              I fucking hate you, Lucifer is really hot though :). Your also super strict so keep it down a notch and go fucking die :3
              
              - love, deez nuts <8

    itzjesuschristbitch

    @sklaoc wow ok rude
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    yourmomscumdump

    Jun 08, 2021
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    mommy /j

    itzjesuschristbitch

    You have been talking about the milk producing mammary glands since like forever, are you ok? 
    Jun 08, 2021 • Reply
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