itzjesuschristbitch's conversations

staa_here_iam

Nov 25, 2023

Jesus weren't you supposed to be at heaven?

glam_rous

Apr 27, 2023

you dead?

itzjesuschristbitch

@lix_zzie  I was 
            But I’m back

Apr 30, 2023 • Reply

luv4hao

Sep 06, 2022

you're supposed to be in heaven....

jiminsexual_

Dec 14, 2021

I need your holy water asap btw

hwangnji

Sep 09, 2021

hey, geez, could you plz give me some holy water

hwangnji

@hwangnji dang, that's sad. hmu when you get some plz

Sep 16, 2021 • Reply

itzjesuschristbitch

@hwangnji nah I haven't pissed since 3 hours I don't have any left

Sep 16, 2021 • Reply

CRIMEWAVING

Aug 25, 2021

this message may be offensive

Dear Jesus Christ,
          
          I fucking hate you, Lucifer is really hot though :). Your also super strict so keep it down a notch and go fucking die :3
          
          - love, deez nuts <8

itzjesuschristbitch

@sklaoc wow ok rude

Sep 01, 2021 • Reply

yourmomscumdump

Jun 08, 2021

mommy /j

itzjesuschristbitch

You have been talking about the milk producing mammary glands since like forever, are you ok?

Jun 08, 2021 • Reply