itzjustcaleb

Hey there, my son.
          
          Do you remember our motto?
          
          C'mon, say it with me!
          
           "Why beat your meat when you can just beat your knees?"
          
           Good job! 
          
          Now say out other one with me too.
          
           "Thigh-slapping before ass-clapping!"
          
           *wipes single year away*
          
          I have deep regards for you Sherman.