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Here’s a lil Erwin poem I wrote ITS HELLA NASTY AND NSFW SO PLS READ AT UR OWN RISK ⚠️
TW// emotional
Mr. Erwin horse schlong smith,
the name that’s imprinted on skin
I can confirm his length is no myth,
and one day i shall expand his kin
I’d do anything for Erwin Smith
I’ll be his toothbrush to keep his teeth clean,
I’ll be his carpet to keep his shoes tidy
I will use his genital hair as my fur,
Making me warm, safe and cozy
I’d lick off his lice and dandruff,
from those thick big eyebrows
I will suck his gigantic colossal armored,
luscious slimy thick veiny cock
And pull it out with a pop sound
While he feeds me his children
He rides his big mighty white horse
during the night while fighting
And I reverse cowgirl ride him
during the night while we fucking
I will wear his fart as my cologne
so everyone knows I’m his and his only
I shinzou wo sasageyod for
Mr. Erwin Horse schlong Smith