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I was looking for books 2-5 of the Percy Jackson series and I heard about ThriftBooks through my hourly Pinterest scroll and oh my god? Each book was no more than $5?
          
          I say this genuinely the total cost of books 2-5 plus two more books was like $26. I feel like I’m getting scammed because never in my life has 7 books been only $26
          
          I just thought I’d share because this could be really useful for book lovers and peeps in college alike (they sell textbooks!!!)

I finished the first Percy Jackson book and I knew Luke was weird from the beginning (Percy noting Hermes as the god of thieves, Luke giving away a gift from his father so easily, him beating the breaks off of dummies at the end) but that doesn’t mean it didn’t hurt me
          
          I think I’ve become attached to Percy as a character. That kid’s FUNNY dude

SPIDERMAN SPIDERMAN DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN BC HE IS THAT MUFUKIN GUY DO YOU HEAR ME
          
          GREATEST SUPERHERO TO GRACE OUR MINDS BRO
          
          Brand New Day is a fantastic movie, seriously. I can’t wait for more; I might actually have to tune into Avengers Doomsday. I hope they get into the X-Men too

So. I have to deal with LA transplants, 100 degree heat, and governor who does not give a shit about me while New York City, the city that birthed the other half of the greatest rap feud in the world, Biggie Smalls; meanest city in the nation; the creators of mean mugging, gets Zorahn Mamdani? And the dude is planting fucking trees? Riding fucking bikes? And the fucking KNICKS won?
          
          …I’m happy for you. I’m…very…happy…for you. Yep. So excited. 

If you’re ever looking for a satire to watch, I have three:
          
          1) But I’m A Cheerleader
          2) Saiki K
          3) American Psycho
          
          BIAC is a queer classic with a surface plot about how conversion therapy doesn’t work, but it also discusses the importance of community and spaces to be yourself.
          
          Saiki K is an anime; it holds every stereotypical trope in shonen anime and makes fun of it through the main character, Saiki—a teenage boy with every power you could think of, including seeing past the fourth wall. It’s very funny:)
          
          American Psycho gets a lot of flack because people take it too seriously—on both sides. It’s actually a commentary on toxic hypermasculinity and the capitalist mindsets. The MC is the very guy you’re supposed to be making fun of. It’s one of my favorite movies (which is…I have a weird list, alright?)
          
          So, that’s my list! Just thought I’d share because it’s 1:30am. Thanks:D

Learning that models have unpredictable incomes really changed my view of the entertainment industry 

None of you are gonna get this but I need to put my excitement somewhere 
          
          YOUR COMPANION?! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HE SAID THE THING!!!! HE SAID THE THING!!!
          
          If anyone knows where I can watch the final episode of The Vampire Lestat without having to pay for a subscription—I’ve apparently used all my emails on AMC+???—I would really appreciate it for the first time ever every single pirating website has let me down

The US is the only place I could get an ad telling me to find Christ and join the Marines

So I watched Descendants: Wicked Wonderland (it’s pretty solid) so now I’m on Zombies 4 and none of you told me Eliza wears a “Zombies Lives Matter” fist on her t-shirt
          
          Disney is…It’s just funny because they’re kind of actively playing into the allegory which means Allison and Zed just like solved racism multiple times and I’ll never get over that

I tagged a trending tag on a Tumblr post and now I’m freaking out help