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Hey so: I was admitted to Rutgers University (Camden and Newark, so far)!!! But I am panicking.
I’m obviously very happy and proud of myself, but I also put on my CommonApp application that I took two dual enrollment classes, which is true. The problem is that they were at two different schools, I failed one, and I don’t really want to bother with calling the other.
I’m gonna figure this all out tomorrow, so right now is for celebration. Yay!
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Lin Manuel Miranda could’ve streamlined the Disney Enlightenment if Disney didn’t insist on creating diverse movies for money
That’s why they raised their fuckass Disney+ subscription; the movies they’ve release SUCK. The only exception is Encanto, and why? BECAUSE IT HAD BEEN BLESSED BY LIN MANUEL MIRANDA AND HAD A CAST OF LATINO PEOPLE.
We genuinely could’ve had so many amazing movies released between these years but no—let’s release more slop for the diversity point. Disney Renaissance movies were peak because they had teams of people who understood and cared about what they were writing about. The team for Mulan studied Chinese calligraphy for months for that movie—are you kidding me? Even the movies that flopped in the box office are up there with Disney’s best and were only snubbed because Harry Potter came out at the same time (during a time when movies were in theaters for months). DISNEY WILL NEVER REACH THAT PEAK AGAIN BECAUSE THEY KEEP PLAYING
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@CrowTalonda1st That makes sense, but it also was just really bad at explaining it. We don’t know who the minority here is supposed to be because the prey are often underestimated but the predators are looked at like they’re evil or something. Plus, it’s a copaganda movie, and I don’t love copaganda stuff where the cops don’t face consequences
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@iwantaferret_ lowkey The Zootopia movie equaling racism totally went over my head when I was younger
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@Bis3xualFr0g @CrowTalonda1st YUP. I honestly think it all really went downhill when they tried to explain racism to kids with Zootopia and never quite…explain anything. Like I don’t understand why they can’t back stories with people connected to the story. It worked for Turning Red, it worked for Elementals (which was a solid 4/5 imo) and it worked for Soul—why can’t they keep that momentum? It’s the inconsistency that gets to me the most.
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Okay so…I did write ONE omegaverse AU oneshot. At first I was like “Oh, this’ll be such a great commentary haha la Dee da”
And then I made Les an omega. And then gave him angst that could trigger quite a few people. So I won’t be posting it. But it is VERY good
I don’t know why I made Les and omega? That just felt random but my regular run of ships don’t give omega vibes. I thought about just having an alpha and beta ship but I feel that that takes away the social commentary aspect of the omegaverse. Then I thought “okay what about smalls and sniper? That way I not only have a female alpha I could have a character who’s on the spectrum of transgender and still get my commentary” but I don’t know how to END that story
There are things I never thought I’d take seriously, and the omegaverse is one of those things:|
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@CrowTalonda1st the amount of times I gagged at myself saying “omega/alpha” IN MY HEAD was crazy
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I WISH I COULD BUT I CANT GO
TO THE DAYS WHEN I THOUGHT I KNEW YA
I love this album it’s not even funny
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I’ve apparently never written a monologue ever???
I’m stressing BIG TIME because I’ve been thinking about what to write about all week and this needs to be done tomorrow and I have nothing because I’VE NEVER WRITTEN A MONOLOGUE EVER.
It’s unfortunate that this comes up during my writing drought:/
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Fun Fact: I’ve never seen Wicked. I’ve just never watched it.
I’ve explained this on Tumblr, but it’s just never really interested me. But now that the second half has come out I…I really wanna be apart of the fan reception, and Ethan Slater looks really cool as the Tin-Man (Johnathan Bailey’s Scarecrow freaks me out and yes, that one video was right: he does look like Ryan Reynolds).
So I’m preparing myself. I’m not buying drinks from Chili’s or seeing the movie 20 times; I just wanna catch up on the lore. So, Wicked fans, I ask you: please tell your favorite parts of the show? I’m happy to talk about them with you:)
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@watch_what_happens Yeah the movie was too dark for me to see, which is unusual for movies with such bright colors and aesthetic. The makeup was sick tho But you’re right—the movies are objectively really good. I love Jeff Goldblum so I was excited to see him too lol
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@iwantaferret_ and the makeup by itself is so good, the lighting just makes it look terrible. I think they did a good job on the movie(s) overall. Jeff Goldblum being Jeff Goldblum always is funny too. I kept joking that he's not actually acting, they just put him in a room and let him go nuts lol
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@watch_what_happens He looks so much like Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, specifically. I can’t unsee it lol What Is This Feeling was fun to watch. I also liked the foreshadowing; it was clever. It’s a different take to how they all got that way, I like it.
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Chat what is upppppp
I’m holding a random thought. I used to think Ryan Reynolds was funny because he was Deadpool and Deadpool is funny but Ryan Reynolds just…isn’t.
Deadpool isn’t real. He’s a fictional character with many versions and interpretations. He can end the bit because I can close the book. Ryan Reynolds just…keeps the bit going for no reason.
And…do people really enjoy those wink wink nudge nudge “I hate my wife” jokes? Is the illusion of reasonableness that entertaining every time? Are we truly delighted to hear the jokes of a man whose entire joke catalogue is “I said something you didn’t think I’d say?”
I say this as a Deadpool fan—a HUGE fan of Deadpool 2–and someone who genuinely thought Ryan Reynolds was funny at one point. But…he’s just not anymore.
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I guess it’s the difference in DP and RR’s comedy styles. RR makes jokes about hating Blake but DP would NEVER joke about Vanessa.
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Uh you can add polls now? Thats cool
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Chat why is today literally the best I got sweet treats, Red Hood: Resurrection uploaded episode 5 (DAVID MICHEAL REARDON) and my favorite Wattpad author updated WHAT
Guys I’m having the best time and I hope you all are too
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Happy Halloween, loves!!! I hope you all stay safe and get a lot of candy:)