besteddiemybeatingheart

(rolls eyes) "I'm not buying you lunch"
          
          *half an hour later, at a dinner* (hipchecks them away from the counter so that they can't win the race to lay their card down first) "NO, BACK OFF BITCH I'M PAYING!"

Eddie Munson has cold hands. Don't ask me how or why I know that, I just do. There is no way on earth that man doesn't have cold hands.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! *said in the tone of Frosty the snowman's "happy birthday"*

Yayyyyy, I finished making my profile! For now I mean, I'll probably edit/add on to it later

Gotta love when you're setting up your account, it asks you if you like reading or writing, and your first thought is "I like both! Bi pride stand up!" because the bisexual anthem lives rent free in your head