Your story Pranks and Kisses is amazing. I'm wondering if maybe I could use the Yo Mama jokes you put in there ? Also I have a few of my own I would like to share with you.
Yo mama so heavy, in space, instead of floating she sank
Yo mama was so big the universe was like an atom to her
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to stomp, clap, and snap three times each to get rid of her