izuku: kacchan, do you remember when you were so straight-
katsuki: *dramatic music* i do.. it was a dark time, i would always be alone, never talked to boy just in case i got feelings... every Christmas, they would ask if i had a girlfriend but i just sat there, praying to lord above that he would just let me tell them that i was ga-
Izuku: kacchan?! i was on about being straight forward with everthing...
Katsuki: *stops and goes into a gay panic* i-i didn't mean it like that-
Izuku: Kacchan, ive known you since we were kids, your one hundred percent gay.
Katsuki: *screaming on the inside*
Izuku: plus a fact.. *walks up to him and kisses his check* we're married, babe. *walks off.*
Katsuki: *explodes*
(ITS 1AM I DONT KNOEWODUNODNFA)