Fravitat
hihi omg idk if you're active on this account anymore but I have a troy calypso anon and I can't find ANY mf borderlands anons and I was wondering if you'd like a follow from my anon and to rp sometime :'D
stupidbitch9000
H,,hey
I used to be Emersyn/Emmett (I forgot what name I went by when we talked Ilsdnkdndkc)
But like
D,,do you have discord by chan c e
mechandick
it’s okay, me too </3
mechandick
FLATTERY WILL GET ME HERE, BECAUSE THATS WHAT MY PP IS— FLAT. ILL PUT GOOGLY EYES ON YOUR PP FOR YOU DON’T YOU FRET
mechandick
you look at my peasantry of an account and ask me if i have the money to afford a honeymoon ):< *MARRIES YOUR ACCOUNT FOR THE EIGHTEENTH TIME*
mechandick
this message may be
offensive
A+ FOR ASSTASSTIC THANK YOU VERY MUCH, JUST LIKE MY SPELLING. YOUR LIES, ON THE OTHER HAND, GET A F FOR FUCKING LYING
sydaoja
'stabby' much?
mechandick
down through the woods, and out to the pasture? ;)
mechandick
NONONO YOURS HAS THE BIG PP ENERGY — MINE IS FLACCID — YOU’RE TOO KIND, TOO KIND I TELL YOU ):
mechandick
okay why would you skip our honeymoon ):< *MARRIES YOUR FINE ASS ACCOUNT FOR THE THIRD TIME*
mechandick
NO I DIDN’T MISSPELL ANYTHING, MY SPELLING IS AN A+ TYVM — SO ITS YOURS THAT’S JUST *MWAH*
mechandick
what if i just take u for a ride on my big green tractor <3
mechandick
UGH, UR RIGHT, ITS DISASTROUS LIKE A FIRE
mechandick
*IGNORES UR LIES AND MARRIES UR ACCOUNT FOR THE SECOND TIME AS I AGGRESSIVELY MAKE OUT WITH IT*
mechandick
NONO PLEASE NOT THE SILENT TREATMENT )):