Jimbo- 'would you like to touch my broom stick'
Me- 'only if it's a hard'
Jimbo- 'your a wee durty aren't you?'
Me- 'always, so does the offer still stand?'
Jimbo- 'Definetly meet me round the back ;)'
My dirty jimbo :) I'm old enough to be His daughter lol not quite.