*record scratch* *freeze frame* 
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Well I am wondering why anyone would ever come to my pathetic account yet here you are.
Anyways, hi I am Jacintha  I am 16, I don't actually write I just made this account as a cover story for all the murder tips I google and I figured that getting criticisms on some of my work will help me become a better writer which will therefore amplify my alibi in case the fbi ever decides to read my book. 
I am in way too many fandoms so I won't bother listing them I personally can't keep track (just like the number of people I murdered) *wink*
I think this all I have to say and btw if you're looking for a sign to buy a sword this is it *finger guns*

It's the trying to make this lest awkward by adding some bad humor to it for me✨

*end this essay with some deep poetic quote about how the only person I ever killed was myself* 
*awkward peace sign*