jackfuckthisburrito

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It's 3 am, where the fuck is my sleep. I know that the moment I pass out I'm gonna hibernate for 4 days. 

jackfuckthisburrito

So... I decided to take @Not-Really-There advice and create a book about my weird dreams...
          Thank you again darling!

Not-Really-Here

Yay!!! I’m excited to see what you post lol
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jackfuckthisburrito

Someone can please tell me what's going on on in my head like I had two dream and I-
          Okay one is really irrelevant I just remember Alex Gaskarth asking me to take off my shirt and since I didn't budge he said "Angy don't worry, it's not like I'm gonna rip your bra off and play your breasts like a bongo"... I'M REALLY CONCERNED.
          And in the other one I was laying in bed, I got up MY WATER BROKE-
          I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I-
          I'M NOT EVEN PREGNANT LIKE-
          yeah okay my water broke and some noise woke me up before I actually gave birth to the baby. 

jackfuckthisburrito

@iwannafuckaburrito LMAO I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED AFTER HE TOLD ME THAT. But knowing myself I probably flew to another continent. 
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wizardmaster94

@jackfuckthisburrito and no Alex trying to play bongos
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jackfuckthisburrito

@iwannafuckaburrito owh no, but at least there was Josh, so everything is fine :') 
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jackfuckthisburrito

I just woke up from a dream that my 15 yo ass would have loved.
          I dreamed that I got pregnant twice by Vic Fuentes and for God sake, he was a teacher like WHAT THE HECK WHYYY?
          Also I was running this blog where I posted that I was pregnant of twins the second time and in the dream (I was 18 soon to be 19) and every single person instead of being concerned about the fact that I was 18 and he probably was 28 and A TEACHER WHO GOT PREGNANT ONE OF HIS STUDENT TWICE AND THAT MADE THEIR RELATIONSHIP PUBLIC was happy, people were like "Oh my God that's adorable!"
          Yeaaaahh... Not like, illegal or something.
          I'm pretty sure this sum up the Wattpad community pretty well.

jackfuckthisburrito

@ Not-Really-Here  Totally agree :') 
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Not-Really-Here

@jackfuckthisburrito I was joking about how this is a total Wattpad cliché haha
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jackfuckthisburrito

@Not-Really-Here uh I don't know, I've read something like that but not specifically this one, so Idk probably just my brain messing with me lol.
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