The First Step To Any Murder Is To Have Fun And Be Yourself.

You Can't Spell Laughter Without Slaughter

If Someone Makes You Angry Take A Deep Breath, Count To Ten, And Murder Them Immediately 

I May Look Calm, But In My Head I've Killed You 58 Times

Do Not Mistake My Silence For Weakness, No One Plans A Murder Out Loud

When Killing Them With Kindness Doesn't Work, Try A Baseball Bat

It's Only Murder If They Find A Body, Until Then It's Just A Missing Person

Having Eye Contact For More Than Six Seconds Without Looking Away or Blinking Reveals a Desire for Either Sex or Murder

Some People Are Alive Only Because It Is Illegal To Commit Murder