And that's when I said, "No, Mr. Trump, you're fired."
They call me Teen Hollywood Heartthrob, but you can call me anytime ;)
I'm talented, funny, and totally humble. I can be normal just like you (but if someone offers me a complementary breakfast, hey I'm not complaining.)
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Stories by Jake Ryan
- 2 Published Stories

ZOMBIE HIGH • S'MB
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Because everyone wants to know when a zombie slayer is brushing his teeth

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Ask your favorite zombie slayer a question. Maybe I'll slay you next ;)