Shadow

As someone with ADHD, i can honestly tell you that doing a thing and then completely forgetting the thing you were doing because you got distracted by another thing is actually so frustrating, especially when im talking to someone and start zoning out because my brain decided it's time to start thinking about creative and abstract ways in which i can get fucked in the ass

"Shadow, why are you always ranting about sex?" 
          because sex is free therapy, next question.

fox ass: ❌
          fox thighs: ❌
          fox tits: ❌
          fox paws: ❌
          fox cock: ❌
          fox balls: ❌
          all of the above: ✅

also, if Lee Farrell from Out of Position was a real person, I'd have a very clear three step process
          step 1: first date at a lowkey restaurant somewhere to exchange numbers and stuff
          step 2: definitely going to football games together(even tho the local football team for Tennessee is genuinely one of the shittiest teams in the NFL)
          step 3: makeout and sex(specifically 69)
          step 4: boyfriend acquired, no longer single & lonely

hot take: red fox is the vastly superior species of fox

fuck foxes
          and i mean that literally
          i want a hot fox boy to literally play fucking Tetris with my insides while he's pounding the shit out of me.

hot take: boys manhandling me makes me hard, anyone else?

confession time part two: somebody fuck me in the ass  please im desperate

in relation to my latest comment, im allowed to say "dogshit," but "motherfucker," is where wattpad draws the line in terms of "offensive" comments, what the actual fuck

Alright motherfuckers, it's confession time: Zac Xeper is sexually attractive as fuck and would unironically be the very first thing i put on a "hear me out" cake