@jacobtpg
if anyone from anywhere happens to see this, here's my very formal Los Zorritos application:
-very cute :3
-very queer af
-very adhd
-much cool
-Decarbonize or Die = W slogan
-very totally not bottom coded
-hire me pls i'll work 4 free :3
how to win argument with rich ppl: you have lots of money bc your penis is smaller than the average minimum wage
if i was apart of Los Zorritos, I would be the getaway driver, but only because i'd get to hit the tokyo drift and flip off the police at the same time :3
but i'd also be a hacker so i can sit at base and game while also doing my job
if a hot guy asked me if i'd like to join a group of queer assassins who happen to be plotting the downfall of the rich...i'd say yes for three reasons
1. fuck rich people
2. think of all the hot men i could "hook up" with
3. i love being dramatic and doing magnificent bastard stuff :3
tbh Magnificent Bastards is such good shit
ai could never recreate the absolute bangers in that album
if u like Los Zorritos from Magnificent Bastards, u r big pp
if u are non Los Zorritos enjoyer, u r non pp
fuck
tbh Carlo from Magnificent Bastards is objectively so much hotter and epikally kooler than Manny, it's scientifically proven :3
Protest ecosystem problems conventionally ❌
Protest ecosystem problems by killing the rich and being as dramatic as possible about it✅ #LongLiveLosZorritos
Lee from Out of Position is objectively hotter than Dev, change my mind :3