Jade~

;-; Emmett where the fuck are you ;-; i miss you, you little snickerdoodle. you gay stripper ;-;-;-;-; i stg i was looking through my status updates and i saw the chats we used to have. I MISS YOU BABY ;-;-;-;-;-; COME BACKKK

I’ll write another dyson fanfict tom, i completely forgot about it.. :.)

its time to get my “Dyson” vacuum out the closet. its not fair if other people can write about it and i cant. if you dont like the story you can just unfollow me, you dont have to come up to me and tell me to delete the whole book bish. so come at meeeeee

I miss you already... <3

You've got to be fucking with me...
          
          I'm reading at the end of the road, a beautiful manga btw, and on manga fox it only reaches up to 29 but on lezhin it reaches up to 42. 
          
          Excuse me?
          
          So you're making me wait for that? I've waited two fucking months for the next chapter to come out but nothing . 
          
          :/ 
          
          I'm going to go slay MangaFox's ass for a minute, or search up a new anime. Or read a yuri manga. You know what fuck it *shrug*

I like how my fathers like " let's wake up early so that we can clean up the house!"
          
          I wake up at 8:38 am only to find him downstairs playing music on the speakers and saying, " I'm tired" 
          
          :/ 

hmmmmmmmm
          
          I just finished Akame Ga Kill and damn... is it a sad anime xD
          I MEAN, EVERYONE DIES AND IM LIKE WHAT?!?!?! 
          
          LEON-something DIES
          MINE DIES
          STEELE DIES
          BRO/BULAT DIES
          LUBB DIES
          TATSUMI DIES, AND I'M LIKE WHAT?!?!? I BETTED ALL MY MONEY THAT TATSUMI WOULD SAY ALIVE BUT 
          
          YEEEEEEEEEEEET
          
          NEXT THING YOU KNOW ESDEATH DIES ( she was my baby okay.)
          BOLS DIES ( which is the saddest death in the WHOLE ANIME)
          AKAME'S SISTER DIES
          THE SMOL EMPEROR DIES
          
          AND THE ONLY MOTHER FUCKERS THAT ARE LIVE ARE AKAME AND NAJ/BOSS. LIKE NOOOOOOOO, BITCHHHHHH. 
          
          that's why Akame is 2nd on my favorite list *Hair flip*
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          (I love you esdeathhhhhhhhhh)

and also, because i used the s word, wattpad is like "THATS SO EXPLICIT, OMFGGGGG" 
          
          :/
          
          bitch, sont get your panties in a knot.

I'm seriously tearing up rn xD

SOMEONE KILL ME RN!!
          
          I JUST MISSED MY HUBBY MICHAEL TATUM, FWI SEBASTIAN FROM BLACK BUTLER, THIS MOMOCONNNNNN... ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;
          I PROMISE YOU, NEXT YEAR I'M GOING.