100% GUARANTEED FOLLOW BACK*

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*insert exaggerated accomplishments* 

Hi! I'm *insert name*

I love *insert obscure webcomic* , *insert famous youtuber*, *insert paradigm of geek culture*, *insert band with a cancerous fanbase*, *insert favorite yaoi shipping*, *insert fursona*. 

and most importantly I SOLD MY SOUL to *insert discontinued animated adult swim show here* 

BRO FIST!

*shipping and handling of my product is not included in initial offer, see online for more details. You must be 18 years or older to follow.