@Ohmygodyoukilledjeff *Gasps!* *Places hand on chest dramatically* Are you accusing me of k*lling Jeff? I did NOT murder Jeff, thank you very much. Jeff is a very dear friend of mine, why would I ever want to murder one of my best friends? You insult me, ma'am!
Okay, let's get down to business.
Who the heck is Jeff?
Anyway, hi there, Sammy! All I really wanted to say, was thank you so much for following me! I appreciate it a whole lot, and your gesture really brightened my day. So if anyone asks you, 'did you do something nice for someone today'? This counts, okay? I've got your back :P
Thanks again! Have a cookie! And a cookie for the dead Jeff. *Hands you two cookies* ^-^
