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i hate it when i get into a new band, show, game, etc. and i really delve into this one ship in it to later find out that it’s one of the least mainstream and as canon as i see they are, there’s like 0.2 other people on the planet that agree with me
          *cough* Chanhee x Younghoon *cough*
          *cough* Sana x Jihyo *cough*
          *cough* Jeno x Renjun *cough*

Literuabput
          - @Swirly_Lavender 2k20

Y’all I’m crying rn
          I just read a story online about this girl who is now 21. When she was 11 her mom got pregnant with triplets but in the end none of them made it. When her dad found out about this he blamed her mom which lead to an toxic relationship which lead to depression (her mom) which lead to suicide. When the girl was around 17, her dad got married to another female who happened to be the girls math teacher. The teacher was always really nice to her but she didn’t like the fact that I seemed like she was trying to replace her mom. That’s all I remember from the article.

Seulgi: Joohyun I need a favor
          Irene: no I am not giving you a lap dance again
          Joy: Lap dance!?!
          Wendy: AGAIN!!??
          Yeri: ...
          Suho: I come back from the military to hear this-
          Sungjae: I feel your pain man
          Joy: Sungjae-
          Joy: what are you doing here?
          Sungjae: I can to claim what’s mine
          Joy: oh
          *kool aid man breaking the wall* 
          Kool Aid Man: OH NOO
          Chanyeol and Baekhyun chasing him: OH YES
          Amber: what the fu-
          Chen’s wife: don’t question it.
          Chen’s Baby: goo goo gaa gaa
          Literally all of SM TOWN (even Lee Soomin): awwww
          *Momo and Heechul enter the room*
          *all eyes go to them*
          Momo: ...
          Heechul: I know we’re attractive but can you stop starring, it’s making her uncomfortable.
          Suho: I-
          Chen’s wife: I’m just gonna... go... yeah *grabs baby*
          Amber: Gotta Luhan! *leaves*
          Irene: *notices Joy and Sungjae are gone*
          Irene: where’s Sooyoung?
          Wendy being the intellectual she is: they left when Baekhyun and Chanyeol arrived.
          Yeri and Sehun just trying to play in peace: will y’all stfu?!?
          Victoria coming back from shooting Find Yourself: What the heck
          
          
          *meanwhile in heaven*
          Jonghyun: what the hell-
          Sulli: I wouldn’t question it
          Hara: same
          Yohan: I feel bad for them tbh
          
          
          
          
          *meanwhile in the military*
          Minho: My Dibidibidis senses are tingling 
          Key: man wtf-
          

did you know that you can turn bone marrow into sperm and impregnate yourself and other females and the baby would be a female meaning we can slowly kill off the male species?

I just wanna know, are any of my followers lgbtq+?
          I know 1 is bcuz I know her in real life but are any of you?

Me after learning what I said about homophobes being lgbtq was proven true:  

https://vm.tiktok.com/JdrT1FL/

I’m bored ✌️✌️

@_triniiteee：D.O I loved my baby but I fr thought he looked like mr clean when he shaved it
          
          @yoongiololgy：when my cousin introduced me to bts she pranked me and told me they were in a huge polyamorous relationship and for a good six months i believed it-
          
          @bunnykoo_hobi：I though Agust d was a gangster that only showed up once a year to concerts 
          
          @k00chieater：if jaehyun shaved his hair hes gonna look like felipe from handy manny