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So this is the story of how I met my future wife lmao
My counselor wanted me to get out a little more to help with my social anxiety, so I went to a pride event.
Anywho, this beautiful girl walks over to me with her friend and she says ‘hey do you mind if I ask you a few questions?’ I was a little thrown off but stuttered out a suuure.
1. Do you think we’re both attractive?
I replied ‘yes.’ So she said ‘don’t say yes just to not be a jerk.’ I laughed and said ‘I’m not saying it to not be a jerk. I tend to be very blunt. So, yeah. I think you’re both attractive.’
2. Do you think we’re equally attractive?
This time I said no. Well, shook my head. Her friend whispered to her ‘see I told you! Why’d you HAVE TO do this?!’ I could see the panic on her face and embarrassment.
I chuckled quietly and shook my head at her friend when she finally actually looked at me and not the ground or her friend or the damn sky. I said ‘to be honest, your friends more beautiful.’
Her friend finally spoke and said ‘no for real you do not have to say that just to be nice.’
Little more background, the girl who asked the questions was possibly Mexican? Maybe some other type of Hispanic. Her friend… black. For anyone who knows me, I pretty much have only dated black women, and I find black women to be the absolute sexiest, hands down most beautiful mfin human on the planet.
So her friend who kinda looked a lil offended but shook it off asked ‘can I ask you why?’
So I said ‘don’t get me wrong. You’re very beautiful, but black women are always more beautiful. The more melanin, the better. Now if they got a shit ass attitude, it don’t matter their race, but off looks alone, your friends gorgeous.’ Her friend finally giggled as her cheeks turned red lmao she stuck her hand out and said ‘hi my names Mia.’ Now if you’ve read my books!!!! You know I love the name Mia.
First time in years I actually shot my shot and it swished. *cheesing hard af*
Anywho… had to share :D