*   *   *   𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄     :     #   ʲᵃᵐᵉˢ ˢⁱʳⁱᵘˢ ᵖᵒᵗᵗᵉʳ
           '       💥       .    .   .     𝐺𝐼𝑉𝐸   𝑇𝐻𝐸𝑀   𝐻𝐸𝐿𝐿      !
           the   eldest   (    and  favorite    )    son   
          of   harry   potter      ,     the   boy   who
          lived     .    gryffindor   '   s   resident   
          idiot   and   team   quidditch   captain     .     
          takes   after   his   two   namesakes     ,     
          maybe   a   tad   too   closely     .