Greetings, who are you? Obviously, someone quite interesting. How did you find me? For I am just another stranger to you, another extra in the movie of You. I write for fun,  and I often write about fun things, like chickens and Squidward. But there are times when I write about horrible things, such as cannibalistic colleagues, suspicious plumbers, and much more. I usually write short stories, and make new ones every few weeks. This is great! I'm no longer just an extra in your movie, but a side character. Have fun reading my stories.