jamie_not_potter

nooo jamie dont die

Most of you would rather top a twink
          than stop and think 
          -peter Pettigrew

I JUST HIT THE JACKPOTTTT
          
          Mama's just got not 1 not 2 BUT 10 NEW MUARADERS FANFICS TO READ.
          
          I can sense all of you guys internally cringing. Well haters will hate ong.
          Anygay, there are some housekeeping things to announce. 
          
          1) thanks for all the sweet messages!!
          2) no i did not go to get the milk 
          3) please stop assuming im dead TOT 
          (no but its so funny, like i just forget to get on wattpad for a few months, then all of a sudden yall thought death just fell upon my entire bloodline 😭)
          4) I am doing well mentally, physically, spiritually and metaphorically
          5) lets be clear WATTPAD IS NOT MY FAV APP ANYMORE GANGS, TBH I DONT REMEMBER ANYONES NAME (except for the more prominent figure in my wattpad experience) 
          5) IM NOT WRITING ON THIS APP ANYMORE, its so bad like if anyone AND I MEAN ANYONE FINDS THIS ACCOUNT MY ENTIRE BLOODLINE IS GOING TO GET NERFED IN A SECONDS NOTICE (also if you comment "nooo jamie dont die" like lit all my freinds, i WILL publicly shame you (i wont lols) *mind a parentheses inside a paratheses* )
          
          6) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE remind yourselves that i have changed a lot throughout this past year (like i said in my last post) 
          7) btw im nonbinary, and idk i still go by jamie.
          
          OH YEAHHHHHHHHH, anyway 
          um 
          idk
          slayyyyyyy

Is there anything your active on more or am I just gonna have to wait on you everytime-?

WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD. I MISEED YOU<3 (back btw)

HOLY SHI UR BACK

FATHER DO YOU KNOW OF ME

Oh btw we can use any emojis now 🐌🐌🐌🫪🫪🫪

BRO DOLLY PARTONS DEAD,
          im actually so sad, i thought she was fucking immortal, I was in fucking ap psych, and all of a sudden everyone was like looking at their phones and gasping, and my freind said "Dolly Died" and I'm like, "DOLLY, dolly parton??" and she fucking said "yes fucking dolly parton" so now im like emo, but like, omgs..
          damn, rest in peace,
          during car I overheard a group of girls talking about it, and one of them said, "isnt dolly partons, sabrina carpenters mom??" I don't have hope for humanity.
          
          
          .....
          I just relized smth...
          its been 5 months....
          oop,  well, um so how are you guys....
          also bro im lowkey getting rib pains trust, i need to lock in....
          also ive kinda converted to ao3, im sorry, but like this is like maturity, like we all know ao3 got ALL the good shit, on top of the fact, that like 50% of  my freind group knows about this, so i need to lock in ong, sometimes,
          also im lowkey not into some of the things i was into before, like idk, percy jackson, like im into it ofc, but not like i was the past few years. so yeah, also im not dead TOT
          guys dont worry im not going to die TOT
          *i was then shot 57 times* all jokes all jokes
          anygay, love you guys 
          
          
          
          ALSO RIP DOLLY

I had a dream you were back. You aren't.. dead are you? Pls say no- ...ILYYY