jamie_yourpapi

this website is so funny i just reallised that my banner is dream in a cage this account is like a lil time capsule

n1kob4tz

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No.  No.  You just wait  a  FUCKING  SECOND. ⏱ What  the  fuck  did you  just  call  me? WHAT THE  FUCK DID YOU  JUST CALL ME?  I’ll have you  know  that  I’m  a  yaoi fangirl and PROUD.  You  don’t  INSULT me.  And  by  the  way, no. ⛔ No, ❌ it’s  not “gay.”  Do  you  even  KNOW  where  that  come  from?  Japan.  “GAY” CAME FROM JAPAN. THE PROPER TERM FOR  “GAY”  IS  YAOI. Just  because I’m  eleven doesn’t mean that  I can’t  be  a  perv. I’m ❌ mature. I  write yaoi fanfiction. I  have many people  who  like my yaoi posts  on fanfiction.net and deviantART.  I  read yaoi every  day. Yaoi is my  life.  I couldn’t live without  yaoi. I  would  die ☠ without  it.  I know everything  about  yaoi sex.  I read a fanfiction where  the seme (that’s  the  dominant male in  the  relationship.) ⬅ fingered the  uke. (that’s the  smaller guy.)  He used four  fingers.  That’s  to prepare  him for  sex. I’M  NOT ❌ STUPID.  I read  my  first  doujinshi when ⏰ I was  ten.  I’m  NOT like  other ⬆ kids,  SO  STOP SAYING  THAT  I AM.  I’m  sick of it.  I’m  so  fucking sick  of  all  of  it.  I’ll have you  know  that I  knew what  a  penis does when  I was  NINE  FUCKING  YEARS  OLD.  NINE.  I  WAS  FUCKING NINE. I BET THAT YOU  DIDN’T  KNOW  WHAT A  PENIS  WAS ☠ WHEN  YOU  WERE  NINE.  I type ⌨✍ with proper grammar, and you  don’t. You  aren’t better than  me. You don’t even use  the ✅ right ✔ word  for yaoi. It’s  not gay.  Do ⛔ your  research. By  the  way,  gay porn  is  disgusting.  It’s nothing  like  yaoi and it’s unrealistic, and  gross. 

n1kob4tz

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Guys, I’m shaking. I’m fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with ❌Sans ❌❤️Undertale.❤️ That perfect, ⏳curvy ⏳body. Those bountiful ☠️bones☠️. The ‍‍child ‍‍bearing hips of a ️literal god️. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never ❤️mate ❤️with him, ⬆️pass⬆️ my genes through him, and have him birth a set of ‍‍perfect offspring.‍‍ I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get ❌Sans❌❤️ Undertale❤️ pregnant. ☠️A ☠️N ☠️Y ☠️T ☠️H☠️ I ☠️N☠️ G☠️. And the fact that I can’t is quite honestly ❎too much ❎to fucking bear. Why would Toby Fox create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us?
          
          I used to roll the dice 
          Feel my dick  in my enemy's  ass 
          Listen  as the crowd would sing 
          Now  the old  King  is dead 
          LOL 
          One minute 1⃣ I held ️ my nuts 
          Next my balls ⚽ were closed  on me
          And I descovered sans 
          Upon pillars of salt
          Pillars of salt 
          Pillars ‍♀️ of salt
          Pillars of salt
          I HEAR  JACKY CHAN SINGING 
          omae wa mou shinderu 
          Best my meat !!!!!
          MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!! 
          For some reason  I can't explain 
          Why we live  in a society
          Where gamers 
          Don't rule the world 

n1kob4tz

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          ERROR! True Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother! Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you †✡ 3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️ 5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪ 10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!☪

jamie_yourpapi

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FUCK
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