Anthony: Oh, hey. What's up?
Ian: You wanna hang out today?
Anthony: Uh, I would, but I've gotta take care of this STUPID baby for Mr. Pondo's class.
Ian: No you don't
Anthony: Jesus Christ Ian! I need to pass this assignment or I'll fail the class!
Ian: It's a fake baby! What's it gonna do, tell the teacher I just spiked it into the ground?
Anthony: Uh, yeah, this thing has sensors in it to tell when it's being neglected!
Ian: Well, sooooorry.
*Ian and Anthony sit on the couch, Anthony rocks the baby.*
Ian: Is that thing gonna stop crying?
Anthony: Well it's supposed to stop when you comfort it. That's what I'm doing.
Ian: Well, can't you just like take the batteries out or something?
Anthony: There's no batteries-
Ian: Just turn it off, there's no switch?
Anthony: I have to comfort it.
Ian: Can you just tell it to shut up? Shut up baby! Shut up!
Anthony: Stop
Ian: I'm out of here man, this is annoying
*Text appears that reads 'the next morning'. Anthony sits against the door holding the baby, disheveled.*
Anthony: You stopped crying? You stopped crying!
*A knock comes on the door. He opens it to reveal Ian behind it.*
Ian: Hey, the psychotic robo-baby stopped crying. You wanna hang out?
Anthony: No can do! Samuel and I are gonna go to Chuck E Cheese! We're gonna go play in the ball pit, aren't we? Yes we are.
Ian: Wait, wait, hold on, you gave that thing a name?
