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y'all know how when you were little you had moments when you were like "ok if i ever have access to time travel i'm going to time travel right to this moment now!" and then wait a few seconds and walk away disappointed but then later do the same thing again thinking "oh yeah i probably have forgotten that moment by the time a have a time machine." well i know for a FACT that if time travel ever exists that i personally never EVER had access to it because i remember the "if you can time travel travel to this moment moment" clear as day, and you KNOW i would time travel to that moment and just lay it on little me. i'd be like "wtf fuck you for that time in 6th grade when you were so socially awkward that in theater when someone named maddie offered you a hug you said 'i hate humanity' but then she and everyone else thought you said 'i hate maddie' and then later on she started to shit talk everyone in theater and then dropped out you blamed yourself for not enunciating well enough."

parents are fighting for no reason check ✌️

you know how you feel after you cry? that’s how i feel rn even though i didn’t cry

i might just be horny but i rly wanna cuddle with someone maskless 

someone take the internet away from me i was trying to read a criminal minds x supernatural fic and suddenly dicks were out and spencer and gabriel were fucking :( like no pls no i've read too many fics where gabe is spence's literal FATHER so please STOP calling gabe daddy in that setting i'm gonna cry i just want FLUFF pls no :(((((

I JUST WANNA BE CUDDLED :((((((( LIKE WTF WHY AM I TOUCH STARVED ALL OF A SUDDEN AIDHFIOHRES9IUIYTGRGGVGT I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HUG ME AND CUDDLE ME AND TO WATCH SCARY MOVIES WITH ME EVEN THOUGH SCARY MOVIES MAKE ME CRY!!!!!1!1!!1 LIKE I WANNA CRY IN SOMONE'S ARMS AND STAY UP ALL NIGHT ON THE PHONE WITH SOMEONE EVEN THOUGH I DUNNO HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE!!!!1!1! I JUST WANNA SHARE MY MASSIVE XL MARVEL HOODIE THAT I ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT TOO BIG FOR ME!!!11!11!!! SOMEONE HELP ME I WANNA LIVE A WP FIC MINUS THE "ur bootiful scars and all" PART!11!1! LIKE A WP FIC WITHOUT THE ANGST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok guys idk but i feel like my type in guys is sam winchester which is very concerning to me because he is literally SUCH a dumbass but i just like the idea of someone MASSIVE who could step on me and not notice because of his GIRTH. i mean i just wanna cuddle with some tough looking dude who in reality is like "i-i i'm sorry if my face offended you i'm sorry that i'm big and tall ma'am sir zhir whatever the hell you are :(" 
          
          and then my type in women is like alt and egirls and just those girls who have such UNIQUE and eye-catching styles! like the girls who where those massive platform boots? like yes pls step on me
          
          and then my type in enbies is like the FUCK EVERYONE >:( ones you know? like that's the type of enby i wanna be but instead i'm the "i'm sorry that my gender offended you pls don't punch me you look scary" type. ok ok ok but like the enbies who will rock a beard and dress simultaneously those ones are HOT. like the ones who REALLY say fuck gender roles who deadass don't care about anything
          
          like rn i'm dating an art gay, you know? all don't get me wrong i LOVE art gays, they have less hope than ME regarding their futures, and i love someone who can and will suffer with me. but she's also a HOT art gay who all the straight boys like which FAIR ENOUGH she's bi and we're in a poly relationship so like if she wants to go for them i'm not complaining but like the ICKY straight guys go for her and they make her uncomfy :(
          
          but anyway please i am a teenager if you fit any of those stereotypes PLEASE call me i'm DESPERATE. thank you ily :)

i found a pirate tinker bell game i played when i was a little kid and i decided to play it because of nostalgia but then there was a really horrible animated spider but i kept flinching every time it came on screen because i'm just THAT scared of spiders and it freaked me out so much that i had to stop playing the game. WHY AM I ACTING MORE SCARED OF A BADLY ANIMATED SPIDER????? I'M LITERALLY ACTING WORSE THAN WHEN I ACTUALLY SEE A SPIDER. like when i see a spider irl i just stare at it for a few seconds and back away but i almost CRY when i see one in a tinker bell game??? what??? also was nobody gonna tell me i was gay when i was a little kid? i played PIRATE TINKER BELL GAMES like wtf no cishet kid is gonna do that

 #canceltiddies2020
          
          why are tiddies a thing like wtf can they not
          
          tiddie pros:
          fun to play with
          babies like them 
          
          tiddie cons:
          gets in the way
          can’t walk around shirtless
          less aerodynamic
          makes me big sad :(
          hurts sometimes for NO reason like wtf
          
          istg NOBODY likes have tiddies. babies like to suck on em, people who date tiddie havers like to play with them, but NOBODY likes to have them, they are just AN-NOY-ING. idk if it’s my dysphoric ass shining through but idk even when i thought i was cis i hated tiddies :(
          
          so pls help me cancel them they bully me :(
          

THERE WAS A BUG IN MY ROOM AND I SWIPED FOR IT ON INSTINCT AND I HIT IT AND IT FLEW AGAINST A WALL AND CRUMPLED AND I FEEL SO BAD I WANNA CRY