Hello! I am pregnant with pizza!
I know what you're thinking.
What the hell?!
Well let me tell you a story.
During science, one day, I was looking at all the shit I wrote in the back of my book when I got bored. I noticed that in the corner of the page, written in pencil, was "I'm pregnant with pizza". I laughed and showed it to my friends, when Isabella decided to put her crap poetry skills to good use. She used this line to inspire her to write THE MOST AMAZING POEM EVER! It goes like this:
I'm want to be pregnant with pizza
Delivered by a pizza-man named Lisa
Pepperoni, cheese, I don't discriminate
Oh shoot! I think my period's late
That's it, I'm pregnant
There's pizza in my tummy
But I have no regrets
Cuz DAMN it was yummy!
( This amazing piece of literature is courtesy of @ItsBellaM )
I LOVE to read, but my pet peeve is SPOILERS! I would break up someones face if they spoiled my favourite book tbh.
Stuff about me:
I am a professional Fangirl.
I love all sorts of reading. I have read from Heidi to Divergent.
I LOVE Magcon (who doesn't?).
I love the squad! They are my girls, no matter how much they piss me off. Mess with them and I will break your face.
I have tons, and I mean TONS, of book boy baes. I literally cannot choose a favourite.
There is lots more to know about me but it would take forever to type it all so this is basically me!
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Bysies!!
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